President Bush Needs Our Help

"because his good name was dragged through the ...... mud"

President Bush Discusses Resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, August 27, 2007

You would think that between a staff of speech writers, and a staff of speech coaches, he could have come up with something better than a poorly delivered, hackneyed phrase like that. It's not as though he's never had to give this type of speech before.

For the sake of the nation's sanity, someone needs to come up with some better lines for the next "resignation in disgrace" speech that he will need to make. I'll start the list.

dragged through the:

• stockyards


• hog-manure lagoons


• guano caves of Jamaica


• restaurant grease traps


• great green grimes of greasy grimy gopher guts


• Prince William Sound


• floodwaters of New Orleans


• building 18 of Walter Reed